1. Which sounds more correct to you, “The Harper Government,” or:
- We The People
- L’etat C’est Moi
- The Government of Canada
- One Ring To Rule Them All
2. Memorize these figures:
- 49th parallel
- 51st state
- 19th birthday
- 18 in Quebec and Alberta
3. Which speech put the most voters to sleep:
- “Let me reiterate at length what I just repeated” - Meighen
- “You’ll vote for conscription or I’ll just keep talking” -Borden
- “The following is a list of people who said something I have chosen to take the wrong way” -Diefenbaker
- “Reflections on my humble upbringing, part 14” - MacKenzie
4. The following is a quote from the Canadian Pledge of Allegiance:
- One Nation on Top of America
- One Nation Underneath Santa
- Several Distinct Societies under God
- Distinct Societies Stuck In One Nation what a Damn Nuisance
5. Responsible Government was:
- Responsible (good)
- Irresponsible (a trick!)
- Charming (but in a roguish manner)
- A front (for a bootlegging operation)
6. How did General Wolfe get his men to ascend the cliff at the Plains of Abraham?
- Shimmy
- Conga line
- In broad daylight with prosthetic noses and other disguises
- Under cover of darkness in their jimmie jammies
7. Which Prime Minister have you forgotten about:
- Sir Abbotthompsonbowellltupper
- Sir Mix A Lot
- Sir Gawain
- To Sir With Love
8. The following is not made up:
-British Columbia voted for a premier who changed his name to Amor De Cosmos, “Lover of the Universe”
9. When Trudeau said “Just watch me” he was talking about:
- The October Crisis
- The November Pickle
- a lot of bleeding hearts who can go on and bleed
- Doing a sick wheelie on his dirtbike
10. Who will lead us?:
- A vaguely non-offensive, nondescript older white gentleman
- The offspring of an unholy union between Justin Trudeau and Ben Mulroney, as was foretold
- That 1972 summit series photograph, in a nice frame
- (Too apathetic, refuse to attempt an answer to this question)
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